Wednesday, 28 March 2012
Comic 1035 - Cadbury Eggs
Mmm, delicious soda... Oh, bugger!
That’s three Cadbury eggs’ worth of sugar!
If I keep on drinking
This stuff without thinking,
I’ll be the size of a beluga.
Original comic here.
Of course, anyone who would say "oh, bugger" probably wouldn't be calling it soda. And would be much more likely to say "creme egg" than "Cadbury egg". Sometimes these poems just make no sense at all.
As linguistic anthropologists scour the globe for an accent that would make this poem rhyme properly.