Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Comic 990 - Plastic Bags

They give you a bag for each item
Then double-bag, so bugs can't bite 'em
Then you buy a big bag
Which they bung in a bag
And on and on, ad infinitum.

Original comic here.

Needless to say, I have half-inched the rhymes from that other poem about the fleas.


  1. The baggers who bag up your food
    Are prone to mischievous mood
    They've thought up a jest
    Where each (more than the rest)
    Uses many more bags than if you'd.