Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Comic 975 - Occulting Telescope

An astronomer started to shout:
"There is now not a trace of a doubt"
(He gave a slight sob)
"That I'm in the wrong job –
These stars are all freakin' me out!"

Original comic here.


  1. There was a young man of Dakar
    Whose astronomy left him bizarre.
    He'd sit there and cry
    "I hate that the sky
    Is just star after star after star!"

  2. There was a man from Cincinnati
    Who said "That's quite enough of thatty.
    I must leave in the dark
    This astronomy lark
    For these stars are all driving me scatty."