Try as I might, I can't top XKCD reader Ann Apolis's excellent limerick for this one. It's simply unbeatable. So, here it is, reproduced from the comments to the last post but two.
It never, alas, takes that long
For technology use to go wrong.
The power to print
Will be just used to mint
A sixteen-inch Bakelite dong.
Original comic here.
*blush*
ReplyDeleteIt's probably a bad sign that my best limericks are the filthy ones...
That's what limericks are for, I think.
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