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A bookish young fellow from SplitRelied on the net for his witWhen Wiki went downHe looked such a clown -It turned out he knew diddly-squit.
Well, I knew a man from PristinaWho thought he could fix his Cortina.The web crashed; cue panicHe called a mechanicWho, of course, took him right to the cleaner.
He sounds like the man from BelgradeWho thinks that he has it all madeHe uses computersTo fix up car bootasWhile his war crimes tribunal's delayed
A bookish young fellow from Split
ReplyDeleteRelied on the net for his wit
When Wiki went down
He looked such a clown -
It turned out he knew diddly-squit.
Well, I knew a man from Pristina
ReplyDeleteWho thought he could fix his Cortina.
The web crashed; cue panic
He called a mechanic
Who, of course, took him right to the cleaner.
He sounds like the man from Belgrade
ReplyDeleteWho thinks that he has it all made
He uses computers
To fix up car bootas
While his war crimes tribunal's delayed