There once was a tramp from Beauchamp
Who wished on a fabulous lamp
"Give me money to spend"
But he rubbed the wrong end
The outcome: he's still poor, and damp.
If thou wishest to wish on a genie Then watch out! you should not be so keeny For the thing which first sight Calls a lamp or a light May behave when it's rubbed like a peenie
If thou wishest to wish on a genie
ReplyDeleteThen watch out! you should not be so keeny
For the thing which first sight
Calls a lamp or a light
May behave when it's rubbed like a peenie
Evidently I went for a baser retelling :P
ReplyDeleteThis one was ripe for a good, bawdy limerick. I'm glad someone was up to the job!
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