Five-line XKCD ekphrasis
My smartphone, it sought and it stroveFor the page that I asked for; it doveDeep into the siteBut try as it mightIt could get just the front page, by Jove!
While pursuing some prime-cut prosciuttoA homepage bid me benvenutoBut the senile old serverWould let me no furverPerplexed by my palmtop, by Pluto!(Do keep these excellent replies coming)
This website malarkey's right toughcos my mobile internet's guff.Just the homepage? My stars!Curse you Merc, Venus, Mars![One Roman god's just not enough.]