Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Comic 879 - Lamp

There once was a tramp from Beauchamp
Who wished on a fabulous lamp
"Give me money to spend"
But he rubbed the wrong end
The outcome: he's still poor, and damp.

Original comic here.


  1. If thou wishest to wish on a genie
    Then watch out! you should not be so keeny
    For the thing which first sight
    Calls a lamp or a light
    May behave when it's rubbed like a peenie

  2. Evidently I went for a baser retelling :P

  3. This one was ripe for a good, bawdy limerick. I'm glad someone was up to the job!