Comic 1082 - Geology

Two geology students from Yeading
Investigating recent spreading
Due to a thrust fault
Had to call a hard halt
And get down to some volcanic bedding.

Original comic here.

This comes late, and I'm still unsatisfied. I think if I knew some geology terms of my own, instead of having to stick to the ones in the comic, the innuendo might have come out a little less clunky.

Comic 913 - Core

There once was a man from Strathmore
Who was riveted by the earth's core.
But for all the fun facts
His legs turned to wax
At the thought it was under his floor.

Original comic here.