Five-line XKCD ekphrasis
Iowa's a sandwich deluxe
While Ohio's pants; Cali sucks.
But OK's panhandle
And the rest will net Randall
Minnesota: a bundle of bucks.
Original comic here.
"Ed Lear's such a cynic!" "Damn straight!These simulacra of each U.S. stateForm a comic so coolThat only a foolWould think it were just poster bait!"
(The views you'll undoubtedly seeIf you cast your eyes upwards from meAre just those of a minionAnd don't match the opinionOf Ann Apolis, the M.D.)
This one is a spiffing poster, though. The bundle of bucks is well deserved.