An astronomer started to shout:
"There is now not a trace of a doubt"
(He gave a slight sob)
"That I'm in the wrong job –
These stars are all freakin' me out!"
There was a man from Cincinnati Who said "That's quite enough of thatty. I must leave in the dark This astronomy lark For these stars are all driving me scatty."
There was a young man of Dakar
ReplyDeleteWhose astronomy left him bizarre.
He'd sit there and cry
"I hate that the sky
Is just star after star after star!"
There was a man from Cincinnati
ReplyDeleteWho said "That's quite enough of thatty.
I must leave in the dark
This astronomy lark
For these stars are all driving me scatty."