Showing posts with label Eschatology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eschatology. Show all posts

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Comic 1029 - Drawing Stars



To draw out this satanic symbol
Your fingers will need to be nimble.
Points too wide? Then, well,
It will all go to hell;
Too sharp, and you might need a thimble.


Original comic here.

I personally find the five-pointed star much easier to draw than the six-pointed Star of David-type star. The six-pointed version always seems to end up all middle and no points.

Tuesday, 2 August 2011

Classic comic 393 - Ultimate Game



There once was a man from wherever
Who frustrated Death's dark endeavour.
He'd a role-playing game
Ready when the time came
So they sat reading rulebooks forever.


Original comic here.

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

Classic comic 501 - Faust 2.0



There was a young fellow named Kramer
Who neatly escaped Satan's flamer.
He took Old Nick's cheque
But was not darned to heck
All thanks to a fiendish disclaimer.


Original comic here.

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Classic comic 724 - Hell



In Hell you're eternally grounded
For sins that in your life abounded
You sit playing Tetris
Except that - just get this -
The floor that your blocks land on's rounded.


Original comic here.

A companion limerick to number 888, in the previous post.

Comic 888 - Heaven



In Heavenly Tetris they say
That however badly you play
An ideally indented
New block is invented;
I'd still turn it round the wrong way.


Original comic here.