Comic 884 - Rogers St.

If you don't want your kids doing porn
You need to move house when they're born:
A Rogers Street flat
Plus Mister the Cat
Should render their chances folorn.

Original comic here.

Classic comic 231 - Cat Proximity

A young man from Mexico City
Was clever and urbane and witty
One thing broke the flow
Of bewitching bons mots:
His snuggly, wuggly kitty.

Original comic here.

Classic comic 15 - Just Alerting You

There once was an old man of Grange
Who warned people that he was strange.
This message he'd chorus
From his brontosaurus
Which carried him all about Grange.

Original comic here.