Classic comic 285 - Wikipedian Protester

A wiki-man felt a vocation
To clamp down on public oration.
When speakers lacked rigour
He heckled with vigour:
"Hey buddy, you need a citation!"

Original comic here.

Comic 859 - (

Whenever I open a bracket
I know I can serve you a packet
Of unresolved tension
Too awful to mention.
(Want closure?

Original comic here.

Comic 858 - Milk

There once was a woman from Yonkers
Who had psychic powers and big honkers.
When men came to court
Every prurient thought
Was read back to them, driving them bonkers.

Original comic here.

Comic 857 - Archimedes

In the words of the great Archimedes
Even the weaklings and weedies
Can ask, if they're clever,
For fulcrum and lever
Or start killing hostages, speedies.

Original comic here.

Classic comic 15 - Just Alerting You

There once was an old man of Grange
Who warned people that he was strange.
This message he'd chorus
From his brontosaurus
Which carried him all about Grange.

Original comic here.

Comic 856 - Trochee Fixation

There once was a girl from Milwaukee
Who lived for the Internet trochee.
So "Ninja!" or "Pirate!"
She'd burble 'til, irate,
They silenced that girl from Milwaukee.

Original comic here.

Fittingly enough, "irate" itself becomes a trochee for the duration of this limerick.

Comic 855 - 1999

Before all this Facebooking guff
There was a site based around stuff.
Despite great potential
Its profit eventual
Was nil - they thought circles enough.

Original comic here.

A stab in the dark, I'm afraid.